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09.06.2025 04:35
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Why do some children hate their parents?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How did you know you weren't the narc?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Then came..
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Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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